This is what every Catholic school girl looks like, right? I sure hope so.
Those crazy foreigners and their odd approaches to sex.
The Huffington Post recently had a story that jumped out at me for its novelty, and it concerned intercourse.
A 16-year-old Catholic school girl in Northern Ireland was selling her virginity in order to raise money for art supplies and funds to got to a university, according to the story.
This girl placed an ad for her V-card on a United Kingdom-based online classifieds site called Gumtree. The ad doesn’t seem to still be up, but it was reportedly listed under “Virginity for Sale.”
To uncover this story, a reporter from the Belfast Telegraph posed as a bidder. Once the reporter made his offer and she accepted, she sent him a bunch of text messages that were sexual in nature, according to The Telegraph.
The text messages were reported to say the following: “I’m 17 at the end of the month, but I look way older. I’m tallish, size 14-ish, size 36D breasts, long browny-blonde hair. I actually have three piercings . . . I can basically do this any Saturday. Do you want me all night? What exactly is it you wish to do? . . . And by the way, I need cash in hand before the actual sex. I’m not up for getting conned. And probably gonna drink a lot before or I’ll be shy, OK?”
Of course, the reporter then revealed his true identity, and the naughty school girl panicked and said it was a joke.
Regardless of how morally bad this is, I have to admire her entrepreneurship. At least she’s trying to make money. My only suggestion is to ask for more money next time. She agreed to a measly $9,677.
In September 2009, 22-year-old Natalie Dylan, a smoking-hot student from San Diego who has a degree in Women’s Studies, also offered up her innocence to the highest bidder to pay for a master’s degree in Family and Marriage therapy.
She got offered $3.7 million. She can thank her sister, Avia, 23, for the inspiration because Avia “paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks,” according to reports.
Also, “In 2005 a Peruvian model, also 18, put herself up for sale to help pay her family’s medical bills but ended up having second thoughts and turning down $1.5 million,” according to The Telegraph.
See, this Irish lass should have held out for more money. She didn’t even get more than $10,000, while Natalie was getting offers for millions.
Come on! If you are going to travel to path of moral ineptitude and be a whore for hire, at least be a savvy entrepreneur. Make some real money. Wait until you get serious, monetary offers for your uncharted booty.
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The Huffington Post also said that eight months ago a 16-year-old Bangladeshi girl got raped.
Now she has been “given 101 lashes as punishment for having conceived during the assault,” the article said.
The rapist wasn’t punished at all.
That makes sense, doesn’t it?
Bangladesh is a mixed up place that needs correcting. Soon.
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A 13-year-old United Kingdom boy, Balal Khan, raped a 20-year-old woman in front of his friends.
The sick little kid is getting a sentence of three years in a young offenders’ institution, according to the article.
Now that is justice. Bravo, U.K. legal system, even if “by law, anyone under 18 years old faces a lesser sentence for rape than an adult, and for those aged 14 or under the term is reduced further,” as the article reported.
So what’s with all the sex?
Good question. And it is one I can answer quite easily.
See, all those articles came from one common source — The Telegraph.
I just thought it was quite interesting that all these stories came from one dominant U.K. news outlet.
Of course, I did think the articles were odd enough to be interesting and merit an opinion, but the journalism nerd in me was also intrigued by the news judgment and the value The Telegraph put on such stories, which of course The Huffington Post then also picked up on.
Now if you’ll excuse me, thanks to another article by The Telegraph, I think I am going to join “girls aged between 11 and 15” over the pond and enjoy some wine. Doesn’t that sound good? After all, it’s never too early to enjoy a beverage of choice.